♈ Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Mars, your ruling planet, is throwing a tantrum as it squares Saturn this week. Translation: your plans hit a wall—possibly made of bureaucracy, delays, or a passive-aggressive coworker named Chad. Try not to muscle through it. Take a breath, make a backup plan, and remember: not every battle is worth winning if the sword is your own patience.
Cosmic Tip: Save your energy. Next week’s better for launching missiles.
♉ Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
You’re usually the calm in the storm, but Mercury’s placement is stirring up your finances and self-worth like a cappuccino with too much froth. Are you really budgeting or just stress-buying plants again? Venus is being kind, though—especially in romance. Flirt a little. Say yes to dessert. Just maybe skip the gold-plated juicer.
Cosmic Tip: Your value isn’t in what you own—unless it’s a limited-edition vinyl. That’s just smart.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
It’s your season, Gemini, and everyone’s either in awe of your charm or tired of your 18 open tabs (literal and metaphorical). Mercury’s shift into watery Cancer by week’s end might bring some feelings into the mix. Try not to run. A little emotional vulnerability won’t ruin your brand.
Cosmic Tip: You can be curious and consistent. Shocking, but true.
♋ Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
The Moon’s doing a number on your sleep and your emotions this week, and by Wednesday, you may be tearing up at cereal commercials again. That’s fine. Just don’t text your ex—or worse, your ex’s mom. By the weekend, Mercury slips into your sign, boosting your voice and intuition. You might actually say what you mean. Imagine that.
Cosmic Tip: Emotions are valid. Just don’t weaponize them in a group chat.
♌ Leo (July 23 – August 22)
With Venus boosting your public presence and the Sun still shining in your social sector, you’re the main character in every room this week. Just… try not to make every group outing your personal red carpet event. Mars and Saturn might trigger a clash over boundaries or authority—remember: a dramatic exit is only worth it if someone’s filming.
Cosmic Tip: Share the spotlight. It makes your glow even warmer.
♍ Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Mercury’s mischief gives you analysis paralysis early in the week. By Thursday, you’re rewriting emails for the fourth time and still not hitting send. It’s okay. Breathe. Saturn is pushing you to get serious about long-term goals, but you’re allowed to pause and trust your gut—even if it’s quinoa-fueled.
Cosmic Tip: Perfection is a myth. Coffee is real. Choose wisely.
♎ Libra (September 23 – October 22)
The cosmic weather’s a little foggy for you, Libra, as your ruling planet Venus tiptoes through your expansion zone. You’re itching for something more—a trip, a class, maybe just an espresso with three adjectives. Go for it, but remember that Mars-Saturn tension could turn a big idea into a big frustration. Think before leaping into that “spiritual business course.”
Cosmic Tip: The grass is greener over there. Just make sure it’s not AstroTurf.
♏ Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Mars, your co-ruler, is in a weird mood—and so are you. Power dynamics are up for review, especially in relationships. Are you controlling, or just “protecting your peace”? Either way, Saturn’s eyeing you from across the emotional table. Be real, be vulnerable, but maybe skip the passive-aggressive meme posting.
Cosmic Tip: Love is not war. Unless you’re into that.
♐ Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
This week highlights relationships—romantic and otherwise. Gemini season puts people in your orbit, but Mars and Saturn say: “Don’t ghost your responsibilities just because you met someone with a nose ring and good taste in playlists.” Communication gets squishy by Friday, so say what you need before the emotional fog rolls in.
Cosmic Tip: Be honest. Even when it’s inconvenient. Especially then.
♑ Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
You’re grinding hard, but Saturn says it might be too hard. Take a pause. You’re not a machine (unless you count spreadsheets as emotions). Mars adds tension to your health or daily routine—so if your back’s been tight, or your to-do list now has its own zip code, take it seriously.
Cosmic Tip: Rest is productive. So is laughter. Try both.
♒ Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
It’s giving chaos, but in a fun way. Gemini season has you feeling flirtier and funnier than usual, but Mars is adding a dash of drama. Creative blocks might test your patience—but don’t toss the whole sketchbook over one imperfect doodle. Mercury brings clarity through feeling later in the week. Lean in.
Cosmic Tip: Let weirdness be your love language.
♓ Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
You’re deep in your feels this week, Pisces, but don’t worry—it’s not a trap. It’s a nudge. The home front may need attention, or you may finally clean that “emotional support junk drawer.” Mars-Saturn could stir a family conflict, so choose your words like you’re seasoning soup: sparingly and with love.
Cosmic Tip: Emotions are messages. Don’t shoot the mailman.
